pURCHASE hERE 

have you recently offended somebody? do words sometimes fall out of your mouth + you quickly wish you could take them back? if you answered yes, perhaps you should stock up on this particular design. (year after year, this card remains a best-seller among husbands... just sayin'.) 

each card: 

is printed on 100# recycled + responsibly-sourced paper // 

measures 3.5" x 5" // 

is accompanied by a recycled kraft paper 4-bar envelope //  

professionally printed // 

individually packaged in sealed cellophane sleeve // 

crafted + printed in colorado, usa.